Birthday Boom?

Hahaha.. Today is a Yo Momma Jokes Day! LOL... its just between elise and me and aqilah also joined in the fun! hahaha!!! during presentation we almost burst out laughing can?! lol.. here are some examples la..

• Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
• Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
• Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
• Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
• Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
• Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!
• Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...
• Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
• Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell! (Eva Suggested a better version, instead of straight to hell, she goes THROUGH hell!! )
• Yo mama so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
• Yo mama so fat she stands in two time zones.
• Yo mama so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas.
• Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
• Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.
• Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon
• Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
• Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
• Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
• Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."
• Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
• Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
• Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
• Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
• Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
• Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!
• Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
• Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
• Yo mama so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.
• Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
• Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
• Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
• Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
• Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
• Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.
• Yo mama so flat she's jealous of the wall!

Oops.. i tink i went overboard.. HAhaha.. enjoy for those who haven hear those jokes b4.. hahaha.. oh ya.. almost forgot abt the purpose of my post..

Its to wish two of my friends happy birthday (when actually i have 8 frenx whose birthday is today) LOL..

Anyway

Happy 19th Birthday to...

Malini and Benjamin Chor!!!!

Best wishes to the babe and the dude!

May ur wishes come true !!! XD

Hibernation?

i really need to know why i can spend my whole weekend just on slpin.. =.= pissed off sia.. ok. from friday woke up in the morning to go sch, but eva and kailing end up saying not going, so i also didnt go. since friday doris also no class.. sianx.. so i went back to slp lo.. den hor, when i woke up, guess wad, its 10 mins b4 its sunday.. =.= meaning 11.50pm on saturday night.. zzz i slept for like.. hmm from 11pm of thursday to 11.50pm on saturday.. tat's ... OMFG! 48hrs and 50mins?! wads wrong wif me man.. i mean since the start of this sem hor, my weekends are like at least 18 hrs a day la.. hais.. i heard they say its some sort of symptom of some disorder.. but aiya.. no time to check it up since i've been slp...

anyway today is a special day to me.. but i write also not everyone will know la.. but its a memorable day for me.. First time tio perf cfm for 185bpm!!! anyway its audi stuff la.. all the slowpokes and retards will nv understand and appreciate tis game.. =p

spent my whole day today, mopping, cleaning, washing, ironing.. wad else? oh ya.. cooking.. my lontong, how u spell tat?! nvm... wasnt as nice la.. but edible.. while ironing clothes.. my mind been thinking.. actually all the while la.. abt sexual orientation.. dunno why but i start doubting.. why now? hais.. actually i'm onli an aj bcox of my fascination for cute looks on male species.. and the hope i'm holding onto.. i've always blive tat, there is tis someone, searching for me while i'm searching for him.. its a feeling, and its so real tat i choose to blive it and hold onto it for 12 yrs.. to be exact, 10 yrs.. since the 2 yrs is for realisation of my orientation.. i tink i talk abt this guy in a old entry so yup.. not gonna talk abt it..

But.. alot of things.. factors in life.. changing my order of life.. all the while, i've homophobia, but i kip lying to myself tat i can acpt as long as i'm fren wif them.. but seems like, the more i get close to them, the more i hate them.. the more clearer the reasons are for me to hate them... its hard to turn back.. really.. hahaha.. but i haf my princess in mind... hope she can acpt me for all tis shitty past i have.. i go for gurls smarter than me, and so u know, gurls who doesnt even haf a diploma do not apply.. =)

Fyp Presentation

This is spastic too...

And yea.. i tink i've nv really tell who are tis ppl.. On the top, Dorris, the bottom 3 from the left, Lynn (Leader of my fyp), Kailing (the gurl tat i speak of quite often) and jasmin... =)

Hmm.. from here i realise i talk about eva without her pic.. hahaha.. time to have some pic of her.. XD so tired.. fell aslp just now while waiting for the pics to be uploaded.. poor boi busy with sch.. LOL..

Prinsep, Raining

Going clockwise from the right, mine, jason and ying's

Ying was dazing away.. and tat's the wine.. =)

Resident Evil, Extinction



Ratings: 8.2/10 (excluding her having ludicrous power.. )



Its a nice show la.. really.. hahaha.. onli bad part is... EILEEN SIM BOOKED the tix for the WRONG location.. =.= we tot was at picture house, but ended up its at cine.. wth.. took cab now and was like freaky ex can? first time i see additional 4 dollars charge.. and i can forget the reaction that jason gave... XD hahaha.. saw mingyang and benji there.. didnt notice the rest la.. since onli yang came to talk to me.. hahah.. so yup..

As for this whole week, its been raining like there's no tmr.. =.= so sianx.. and my class is like fucking freezing can?! ppl know i normally dun bring jacket, and i brought it.. it shows how terribly cold it is! sigh.. anyway kinda start seeing how 'jerkish' some of my classmates are.. aiya.. i just tell myself to live with it, since its the last sem le.. yawn yawn.. and ya..

today was raining quite heavily and i was kinda walking in the rain la.. oh ya.. camwhore all my way home.. hahaha.. and also took one pic of some idiots that bought the umbrellas from our school.. its 2 bucks during rainy days so yea.. cheapskates!!! lol..

will this people really die in the rain? lol.. left one is a big ugly pig from far.. middle is a china whore i presume, right side ar, just a innocent boi sheltering the two things...

Tinkerbell

Eva's Favourite slutty petty fairy!!!



lol.. Tinkerbell!!! lol

Facebook

Muahahaha.. i'm so lame can? lol.. recently wad i'm up to.. most of u should know... HAHAHAHA... FACEBOOK!!! lol.. i know i'm kinda slow in following trend, but.. haha.. now i'm so addicted to it.. =x i know its a short term addiction.. but yea.. for now.. its really something tats brining enjoyment to my boring life.. so high on it.. actually i'm onli playing the stuff there.. The WARBOOK rawks.. lol.. kinda lame la.. but it really helps to kill time in sch... =)

Hmm i rmb i got something i wanna block about.. just told nich kor abt it hrs ago.. but now dun recall.. =.= haha.. and talking about him.. he is a new improved nickname... which is
"EMO ZHANG (as in dirty) BUTCHER DI"
LOL.. emo by me, zhang by doris, butcher by kailing and di.. by all of us! hahahaha.. EZBD! lol.. k..

anyway.. if i nv rmb wrongly.. i tink today is someone's bday.. so yup.. he asked me out.. but obviously i have sch la.. so yea.. too bad.. and i'm a jerk to guys out there who are nice to me.. hmm.. ok.. tat sentence just came out without passing thru my mind.. and come to tink of it... its so true.. when a guy is being too nice to me.. i tend to be such a jerk to him.. sigh.. tinking of tat.. sigh.. dunno why lea.. but guys who are so irritating and annoying, i dun mind hanging out with them.. ok la.. i'm NOT trying to tell guys out there to be bad to me! LOL.. As my partner, YOU CANT! lol.. k.. tat's not the point.. two living evidences are this bday boi.. and also hengkiat..

Hmm.. sigh... anyway.. wish the bday boi first.. lol



Haha..muz be touched by.. i still rmb your name boi.. =)

Anyway.. As for hengkiat.. he has always been a good reliable trustworthy friend to me... but things changed u see? i nv really tell anyone the reason.. i just rather ppl think of me as petty, since i'm using small quarrel as an excuse to stop talking to him.. been.. about a mth plus le.. same clique of frenx but i just neglect his existence.. but i know he wun do the same.. cox he really is a true budd.. i'm just sorry.. cox i know wad i do will ruin alot of things in life.. if he is still my fren... i'm lost actually in tis situation.. but i choose to ignore tat fact, tat i miss talking and disturbing this fren of mine.. and he will always be tat good quality fren tat i'll not forget in my heart but not in my mind.. if u get wad i mean.. lol.. k la.. back to FACEBOOK!!! slayer! vampire! werewolf! zombie! and war!!!!!! lol!!!!

Dilemma?

Hmm... recently.. as in REAL RECENTLY.. lol.. today i saw one hot guy.. got off the train at the same station as me.. walk the same path as me.. i was like.. wow.. cox i nv knew that such creatures exists in secluded places like sembawang.. And my kind of hot is... abit hunky... lol.. k la.. my taste abit changed.. lol.. but he is tall!! decent looking and stuff.. most important is, he is tall, either same as my height or even taller.. hais... den ytd also saw another one.. ns man.. woo.. also super fit! like omg lo.. pls let him fuck me.. lol... k.. sound desperate.. and ya.. really didnt know all these creatures until recently.. is it a sign???!!! lol.. and is like.. fucking near my block la.. one at 45x another at 41x.. i stalked them back to their block.. =x but cannot give exact block la.. hahah.. my block is 47x if u all do not know.. haha.. one cross road, one behind my block..

But hais.. also dunno la.. recently like.. identity crisis.. dilemma.. its like.. i've been thinking.. things like.. "let fate control me or create my own destiny?" sounds lame, but its like.. i've realised that.. i used to say, turning back straight is like chicken feet.. but now its like... there is no turning back.. like singapore is so small.. all the gays practically know each other.. and if u claim u are straight, u have like 10,000 ppl out there saying u're not.. not tat it matters.. but i mean.. tink about it la.. wad if.. ur boss in the future is ur ex's bf.. den is like.. hais.. u may say wad are the odds rite? but.. really.. i mean if u really go look around.. singapore is actually a place in the planet that has the highest probability of someone related to u in one way or another.. so is like.. words of advise, "think, think hard, think harder before choosing the path of a homosexual" lol.. so the ME now is.. abit in crisis ba.. part of me telling myself to take the NS period as a chance to change and be a REAL MAN.. another part of me just wanna let fate control wads next for me.. i mean.. aiya.. its not something u can really change in ur own hand ba.. wad if... all your gays "sisters" are in the same camp as u? i mean we are all bitches la.. so identity sure exposed de.. plus, when sisters are talking, it comes so naturally for us to picha lobang.. ~.~ anyway.. while wondering about all tis in the train today, when i got off, i saw "him" aboarding the train.. hais.. is it another sign? wad does my heart tell me now? i always follow wad my heart wants.. wad my heart feel most comfortable to.. but now it stopped responding..

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