Birthday Boom?
Tuesday, October 23, 2007
Hahaha.. Today is a Yo Momma Jokes Day! LOL... its just between elise and me and aqilah also joined in the fun! hahaha!!! during presentation we almost burst out laughing can?! lol.. here are some examples la..
- Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
- Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
- Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
- Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
- Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
- Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!
- Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...
- Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
- Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell! (Eva Suggested a better version, instead of straight to hell, she goes THROUGH hell!! )
- Yo mama so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
- Yo mama so fat she stands in two time zones.
- Yo mama so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas.
- Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
- Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.
- Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon
- Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
- Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
- Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
- Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."
- Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
- Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
- Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
- Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
- Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
- Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!
- Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
- Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
- Yo mama so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.
- Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
- Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
- Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
- Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
- Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
- Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.
- Yo mama so flat she's jealous of the wall!
Oops.. i tink i went overboard.. HAhaha.. enjoy for those who haven hear those jokes b4.. hahaha.. oh ya.. almost forgot abt the purpose of my post..
Its to wish two of my friends happy birthday (when actually i have 8 frenx whose birthday is today) LOL..
Anyway
Happy 19th Birthday to...
Malini and Benjamin Chor!!!!
Best wishes to the babe and the dude!
May ur wishes come true !!! XD
I went off at
Y8:36 PM
